Hershey Kisses Under Smelly Feet

I Know Why the Caged Video Sings 

by Bryan

O, John Belton is a fruity man --

his arguments do not freaking stand:

Why confess that video is sound,

then talk about "images" all around?

Belton, my boy, the essay writer,

please try to make your arguments tighter!

Don't assume we know those terms you speak;

back up those words (check page sixty-three).

I'd be convinced about your "sound" crap

if you'd said "films evolved to vids," Pap.

That progression, I'd rationalize.

Your bologna, I can't compromise.